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NELI
NELI by RiffMcNasty December 9, 2012
Neli
(unit of measure)(Ne-l'\ee/) A unit of measure that determines how bored a person is, usually in school. One Neli equals about 1/3 of a suicidal thought.
Formula for calculating Nelis:
Time immersed in class or activity (minutes) / Staring out of window, or blanking out (number of times).
T/B = N
Formula for calculating Nelis:
Time immersed in class or activity (minutes) / Staring out of window, or blanking out (number of times).
T/B = N
Neli by Hackermeyer April 2, 2009
neli
that girl is a neli.
neli
Neli is the best friend in this world. She is very kind and understanding, she may not know how to calm you down well in a stressful situation, but you still know that she does care about you. neli may had a bitter childhood but she doesn't reveal it to anyone except her very close people. she loves spending time with her friends, loves ice cream and hates school, she loves summer and goes quiet when sad. if you have neli as a friend youre lucky, take care of her.
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