neli

usually a hott girl, with brains, beauty, and aditude.
she knows the guys are looking and she doesnt give a damn!!!

"Damn, thats a neli"
meaning shes got every thing!!!

by Castrom December 29, 2008

NELI

To 'not even laugh inwardly', the honest version of LOL

- What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent feat. Nickelback
- NELI

by RiffMcNasty December 9, 2012

Neli

(unit of measure)(Ne-l'\ee/) A unit of measure that determines how bored a person is, usually in school. One Neli equals about 1/3 of a suicidal thought.

Formula for calculating Nelis:
Time immersed in class or activity (minutes) / Staring out of window, or blanking out (number of times).

T/B = N

Shana spent 44 minutes in Science class, and stared out the window 4 times.

4/44 = 11 Ne
11 Nelis

by Hackermeyer April 2, 2009

neli

ugly bitch

that girl is a neli.

by jast69 August 18, 2010

neli

nickname of a mentally ill girl with daddy issues who simps for DILFs and is gay

Omg her nickname really should be neli because shes so mentally ill!

by spacewhor August 26, 2021

Neli

She's a fucking bitch who nobody likes. Self obssesed because she doesn't realise how extremly fucking ugly she is. People normaly want to dig out their eyes when they see Neli.

person1: who's that ugly slut?
person2: oh it's Neli, the girl who nobody likes

by lol772628 November 22, 2021

neli

Neli is the best friend in this world. She is very kind and understanding, she may not know how to calm you down well in a stressful situation, but you still know that she does care about you. neli may had a bitter childhood but she doesn't reveal it to anyone except her very close people. she loves spending time with her friends, loves ice cream and hates school, she loves summer and goes quiet when sad. if you have neli as a friend youre lucky, take care of her.

-neli is the best!

-OMG YES!

by yeokisan April 13, 2023