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Negotiable affections 

A lady of negotiable affections is one who enjoys sex at a price.
She was an amateur lady of negotiable affections. "How much for a quickie?"
"I'm not on the game. As it's you. Now that you've got me drunk, just pay for a taxi back to your place. I can't wait."

In my bedroom, I slipped out of my boxers and into her. She was lush, moist and dying for it. Buying her an expensive meal with two bottles of wine had been worth my money.
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negotiable instrument 

You are not a negotiable instrument.
Elena: "My phone died!"
Barack: "It was a negotiable instrument."

morally negotiable 

a more politically correct way of calling someone a slut. someone who can easily get talked into droppin panties and lining up penises like a circus seal.
I wouldnt say Jenny has run her hands over more sausage than a butcher. I would say shes rather morally negotiable.

Non negotiable 

I can’t stick this up my ass.
PE teacher: but that’s non negotiable to keep it outside your colon.
Non negotiable by Rheumatism December 17, 2019

shomer negotiable

A person who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons when it’s convenient for them.

A religious Jewish person who is willing to hook up with certain people or types of people but is other wise Shomer Negiah.
“I’m not shomer Negiah, I’m shomer negotiable”
“I’m shomer negotiable”
•••••••••••
A: are you shomer negiah

B: I’m shomer negotiable

negotiate 

to discuss something formally in order to make an agreement.
I'm negotiating over the price.
she always negotiate over the price,

Hey "Did you buy the car ? "
Not yet, We are negotiating on the price
negotiate by Ala M December 16, 2014

Nogotable 

A situation, circumstance, or event that is not up for negotiation
Went to buy a new car last weekend and the salesman said the price was "nogotable" meaning not up for negotiation
Nogotable by Sleirye November 2, 2020