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Negotiable affections 

A lady of negotiable affections is one who enjoys sex at a price.
She was an amateur lady of negotiable affections. "How much for a quickie?"
"I'm not on the game. As it's you. Now that you've got me drunk, just pay for a taxi back to your place. I can't wait."

In my bedroom, I slipped out of my boxers and into her. She was lush, moist and dying for it. Buying her an expensive meal with two bottles of wine had been worth my money.
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negotiable instrument 

You are not a negotiable instrument.
Elena: "My phone died!"
Barack: "It was a negotiable instrument."

morally negotiable 

a more politically correct way of calling someone a slut. someone who can easily get talked into droppin panties and lining up penises like a circus seal.
I wouldnt say Jenny has run her hands over more sausage than a butcher. I would say shes rather morally negotiable.

Non negotiable 

I can’t stick this up my ass.
PE teacher: but that’s non negotiable to keep it outside your colon.
Non negotiable by Rheumatism December 17, 2019

shomer negotiable

A person who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons when it’s convenient for them.

A religious Jewish person who is willing to hook up with certain people or types of people but is other wise Shomer Negiah.
“I’m not shomer Negiah, I’m shomer negotiable”
“I’m shomer negotiable”
•••••••••••
A: are you shomer negiah

B: I’m shomer negotiable

negotiate 

to discuss something formally in order to make an agreement.
I'm negotiating over the price.
she always negotiate over the price,

Hey "Did you buy the car ? "
Not yet, We are negotiating on the price
negotiate by Ala M December 16, 2014

Nogotable 

A situation, circumstance, or event that is not up for negotiation
Went to buy a new car last weekend and the salesman said the price was "nogotable" meaning not up for negotiation
Nogotable by Sleirye November 2, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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