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Nepotize 

Verb. Appointing a family member to an important position ahead of other, more qualified applicants.
My uncle is going to nepotize me right into that management job at his cracker factory.
Nepotize by slegotoo November 9, 2010

Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery 

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.
That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.

Necroticism 

1991 album by a legendary English death metal band Carcass. Arguably, their best.

Full album title is "Necroticism — Descanting the Insalubrious", but most don't dare trying to pronounce that, let alone memorize it.
"Descanting" means "talking about something in detail and for a long time", while "insalubrious" is a synonym for "rotten", "sickly" or "putrid".
Newbie: — Hey, I wanna get into death metal a bit, any classics you'd recommend?
Metalhead: — Can't go wrong with Necroticism by Carcass!
Necroticism by Admiral_Bongo August 4, 2019

Necrolike 

The act of reanimating a dead status update on Facebook by "Liking" it.

Similar to the Necrobump, the status update should be older than 3 months and preferably an embarrassing post from a drunken stupor or some melodrama.
"Stephen Zucardi has 4 anal beads in his ass right now" (Posted 3/17/2009)
--Seymour Trollz NecroLikes this

"Pauly Popcorn I can't believe my dog Skippy ran away. I will never feel this hole in my heart" (Posted 2/15/2008)
--Sally Dressing and 8 others NecroLike this
Necrolike by LouIsSoCool September 23, 2011

necorize 

a much cooler way of saying recognize; disliked by some, loved by others
hey I necorize you from Home Alone!
necorize by selina November 7, 2004

Necrotic Cadaver

Brutal death metal band from Quebec, Canada. Sick and offensive lyrics.
Anal Horse, Burning Horse, The fucking tool, Born in Shit, intestinal crucification, rotten brains, ghost scrotum of the death necrotic cadaver