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necrofeel 

the act of foreplay with or the sexual touching of a dead person.
Dude, that guy is a creep! When his girlfriend died I'm convinced he went down to the morgue just to necrofeel her...
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Necrofecalbestiality 

A bizarre and dangerous fetish that requires an abundance of excrement, both human and animal, that the living human smears all over the dead animal. Any animal will do, but only if its been dead long enough for the decay to be both nasally offensive and of course maggoty in texture. The human male (it's almost always a he - except in the much rarer lesbonecrofecalbestiality) then proceeds to violate the animal corpse, in the ungodly act of sodomy, until the rotting flesh and interspecies shit forms a sort of paste, which the man then spreads on a cracker and tries to trick people into eating, even going so far as to fabricate a completely made up word for the putrescence: pate.
party goer 1: "Hey, I'm not so sure about this party. The host looks like he's been rolling in dead shit, and he's been touching all the food. I think I just lost my appetite."
party goer 2: "Don't be ignorant! He's a gourmet! Look, have you tried this pate? Its to die for!"
thoughts of the guy who does necrofecalbestiality: "Hehehehehe, my sexual arousal has so peaked! this is much better than collecting pink socks"
Necrofecalbestiality by Alpha&Omega September 22, 2005

necrofiliac 

The misspelling of necrophiliac, one who is attracted to corpses.
Yeah, "necrofiliac" is with a PH, you tards.
necrofiliac by Me the Magnificent September 1, 2008

Necrofilactichomopyromanicbestiality 

The insatiable desire to have sexual relations with dead animals, of the same sex as yourself, while they are on fire.
Mike can't ride his bike for the next few weeks until the burns heal from his last episode of necrofilactichomopyromanicbestiality.
Deer that has bizarre compulsion to leap out of the woods after an individual has met an untimely end in the wilderness, to have its way with the deceased's corpse.
After the goat killed the man hiking on the side of the mountain, the recovery team had to ward off the necrodeer before they could return the man's body to his family.

Careful going out hiking at night, one slip and you could end up having a visit from necrodeer.
Necrodeer by jokerX1584 October 20, 2010

necrophelia 

The Urge to crack open a cold one.
Jimmy : Tom cracked open a cold one.
Bob : A beer?
Jimmy : Nah man, some dead chick.
necrophelia by StaleFish-X- May 16, 2005

necrofiliate 

A term used to describe killing a zombie or a person then carrying, out decent acts etc, touching the boob's of a zombie or smelling its meatcake of said Corpse, then stealing the loot from it.
Dude1:"I killed a zombie man. "
Wasteland psychopath: "dude. You should Fucking necrofiliate that shit. "
Dude1:" yeah man your right, let's necrofiliate all the hot zombie chicks."
Wasteland psychopath" I just necrofiliated your sister yo"
Dude1"fuck you uleh"
necrofiliate by Klatod July 3, 2019
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