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Neals is always like "Okay, I was in my local theater watching Cars 2 if my memory serves me correctly I had snuck in a bowl of baked beans because nothing makes animated car chases better than a bowl of baked beans boom. A commercial for a scary movie came on and it made me jump spilling my beans all over my legs now a teen in front of me noticed the commotion and exclaimed, "Yo this dude eatin beans!" everybody laughed. Rats." So when someone says that they are a Neals.
Jacob stop being a Neals
Neals by Shrekpy February 3, 2020
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Tequils O'Neals 

When Tequils O'Neals arrives, the party begins.

Nick Nelson 

Nick Nelson is a character from the book/tv-series "Heartstopper". He is the most precious, walking green flag boy to ever exist. If you haven't watched or read heartstopper already WTF ARE YOU DOING READ/WATCH IT RIGHT TF NOW ITS ON NETFLIX AND WEBTOON OSNGOI OMFG RSG J
"Hey, have you seen Heartstopper yet?"
"YES! Omg, I really enjoyed Kit's character, Nick." (Kit conner plays Nick Nelson)
"I love Nick too, but my favorite is Charlie. (Charlie Springs. Played by Joe Locke)
Nick Nelson by AntSage April 28, 2022
"He looks so dumb in that costume."
"Neasi.."
neasi by fartxdddddplrprrprtptrfp November 21, 2020

Laura Neal 

a.) A homophobic slur.

b.) A term used to describe a woman obsessed with Christian iconography, who tries to hard to be edgy and cool.
"Did you hear? Adam got kicked out when he came out to his mom"
"Oh wow, I didn't realize his mom was a Laura Neal"

"I'm writing a screenplay and it's groundbreaking"
"Nice! What's it about?"
"MILF going through a lesbian phase, who gets baptized in the filthy water of Thames."
"That's so Laura Neal of you!"
Laura Neal by Sylviana Morel April 11, 2022

nelson kuminmymouth 

A manager at USAA. If you bump into him watch out! He looks exactly like a Wii character and won’t hesitate to make you take back to back phone calls, then make up stories about you. He’s known for his spikes hair and dwarfism. As all managers are rooster suckers at USAA, this guy takes one of the top seats for sucking directors rooster.
Nelson Kuminmymouth is a manager at USAA in the Addison, TX location.

rat da nals 

Legendary repetitive chant of the immortal scratch da nals.... Mythical human-like creatures apparently spent most of their lives scratching constantly. This was a side effect from the opiates they constantly consumed. Constantly irritated
Some whom couldn't resist chanting the addictive rat da nals have themselves never been quite the same again. Poor tainted souls
A scratch da nals was a creeping at work looking puzzled...he was scratching in such a way it resembled a zombie playing air guitar... Chanting rat da nals on his itchy travels
His teammates unknowingly receive the subliminal-like chant and unwillingly begin chanting too
rat da nals by gungaboy June 21, 2013