London Nautical School 

The shittest all boys school in london, if you go there you're probably gonna fail at life, The school itself is falling apart and is broke as fuck.

Look at that homeless guy, probably went to London Nautical school

London Nautical School by Mr Bull September 24, 2017

Nautious 

When you're feeling sick but you're also a dumbass who can't spell.

Steve: Oh bro i'm feeling really nautious.

Dan: Shut up steve, you can't spell

Nautious by lwttz June 11, 2018

Naptist Church 

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.

Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church

Naptist Church by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

nautical mile club 

Having sex on a ship that is more than one nautical mile out to sea. Similar to the mile high club

With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.

nautical mile club by sailor17 January 4, 2007

Nautical Houdini 

A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.

I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.

Nautical Houdini by dawave182 January 18, 2008

Nautical Shloice

A derivative of the umbrella term “Shloicenoice”.

A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.

Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.

The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.

Nautical Shloice by BMG2424 June 10, 2022

Mike Nauti 

A young Rapper from Harlem U.S.A who became famous from hooking up with the famous Harlem group "Diplomats" and still Being cool with people like "Juelz Santana" "Chris Brown" "Lloyd Banks" "Gucci Mane" Etc..

Jim: Yo where is Nauti At?
Cam: You mean Mike Nauti?
Jim: Yea that's my lil homie

Mike Nauti by FlyGuy23 April 9, 2010