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National shut the fuck up day 

every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story
tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut

National Shut the Fuck Up Day 

March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.
Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.

National shut the fuck up day 

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares
tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus

National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day 

A day on April 21st. Just shut up, dude
Dude 1: NATIONAL DISCORD MOD DAY!!

Dude 2: shut up, its National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026