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Nasty Nate

A creature native to Eau Claire, Wisconsin but can often be found anywhere around the upper midwest of the United States. He is hyperactive, mostly nocturnal, and incredibly unpredictable. Other than being found scavenging supplies in bars and liquor stores late at night, it is quite rare to see him outside of his den.
Although most think him a myth told to scare children straight, every liquor store cashier in the area swears they've actually seen Nasty Nate in person.

Nasty Nate

Nasty Nate is your worst nightmare in prison. He's big, black & loves fish. He models swimwear & puts out a calendar for his next victims.

You're new in prison & he's gonna want your cocktail... FRUIT!

He can be found, accompanied by the theme of Jaws.. lurking. He's known to be hung like a cob of corn
I heard that Nasty Nate is releasing a new calendar next month.. but that tomorrow he's gonna release his cocktail fruit.. on yo face!
Nasty Nate by the_k_man75 September 11, 2014

Nasty Nate

When a man is having sex with a woman WITH a condom on, the man cums in the condom, pulls out, takes the condom off and smacks the girl across the face with the dirty condom, either vaginal or anal sex, variations accepted with different positions.
Nasty Nate by bluehazed61420 May 13, 2009

Nasty Nate

The most intensly hardcore person in the whole 'bury. Possibly even the 'view too.
Man your intense, but your no Nasty Nate
Nasty Nate by Dragon Tamer April 26, 2004

Nasty Nate

That bad motha who RUNS ATC like a mofo.
A person who always wants to toss salad and slurp on fruit cocktail
What a guy!!
Here comes Nasty Nate, hide your goodies!!!
'You nasty, Nate' 'I don't care!'
Nasty Nate by el duce December 2, 2004