napori 

It that type of night when you just think about that one person while listening to some slow songs and drinking that liquor

A: How was last night ?
B: I had nice napori night

A: I’ve had one of those

napori by Onakasuita69 November 23, 2021

napoli 

napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.

Example "Did you hear? Laura's dad totally napolied her, but according to Utah law, she still has to obtain his permission before getting an abortion."

napoli by smartbitchestrashybooks.com July 29, 2008

napoli 

napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.

BILL NAPOLI: A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.

Man, I was just walking down that dark alley saying my prayers and I got napolied.

napoli by AceLace April 15, 2006

natoria 

A beautiful intelligent female very attractive loyal cool funky personality girls wanna be her guys want her either as a best friend or wifey great in bed

Damn I'd wife Natoria if only she'd have me

God Definitely made you in his image Natoria

natoria by Goddess_Of_Life January 27, 2014

va' fa Napoli 

Italian for "go to hell". Literally translated it means "Go to Naples".

When he insulted me, I told him: "Va' fa Napoli!"

va' fa Napoli by CatchUp May 27, 2008

napoli 

To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.

Named after Senator Bill Napoli in honor of his description for an "acceptable rape" that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.
Not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city.

"Did you hear? Laura's dad totally Napolied her, but according to South Dakota law, she still has to obtain his permission before getting an abortion."

napoli by VerdaliVerdali April 28, 2006

Napoli 

Last name of a Republican State Senator for South Dakota, who had these words of wisdom to say about acceptable rape exceptions for the state's proposed abortion ban:

"A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life."

These words were spoken by Mr. Napoli during the March 3, 2006 Lehrer Newshour, and a transcript is currently available online, through the show's website.

Mr. Napoli's definition and subsequent advocacy for the abortion ban in South Dakota has also spawned a movement to coin a new word in a similar vein to santorum.

The verb, to "Napoli" or, alternately, to "Napolize", would mean the actual comission of the brutal and heinous act spawned Senator Napoli's elegant imagination, specifically,

Napoli (also: Napolize)(v. trans.) -
"To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage."

The above neologism, in and of itself, would be unsuitable for publication in the UD due to its sexually violent definition. However, it is here presented in a strictly factual context, to explain exactly what Senator Napoli's opinions have wrought upon his reputation.

Have you heard about that fellow, Bill Napoli? He's something of a celebrity these days, but not in a good way. He went on the Lehrer newshour and implied that if you were neither dying, nor virginal, you had no business obtaining an abortion.

Napoli by Angry little mugwump April 17, 2006