Nanj

A naan bread that contains a pubic hair hidden inside of it. Often found in the worst takeaways and mostly noticed just after consumption.

Man 1: Hey, what did you buy from the kebab shop?

Man 2: A naan bread...

Man 1: Urgh! It's a fucking Nanj!

by Kebaby Spice July 2, 2011

Nounge/Nanj

Something that is excellent

Mate that new pizza from PizzaLand is nounge/nanj

by sambodaveZ October 14, 2021

NANJO

To pretend you know what you are doing infront of a paying audience when you're just hoping no one notices you have no clue.

Totally nanjo'd that presentation.

by QualifiedPeer November 8, 2017

nanjous

a baka tbh 😂🤷 ♂️💯

have you heard of nanjous aka baka 🤔⁉️

by ur senpai uwu March 8, 2021

kumail nanjiani

A state of complete 'on-ness' with regard to puns, general wordplay. and improv song parodies.

To Ace Hood's Bugatti "I WOKE UP KUMAIL NANJIANI"

by TLHOG April 24, 2014

Nanjing

last remaining place in china where trees exist.

person A: omg cough* i can't breathe!

person B: fuck we need to nuke this beijing shithole and go to nanjing! its our last hope!

person A: (dies)

by theaviribidityofwtr June 7, 2009

nanjiba

The most beautiful, perfect girl in existence. Absolutely stunning and has beautiful features. Smart and kind personality. Legit a princess. Great taste in Koreans. Love them with all your heart <3

Wow Nanjiba is such a beautiful girl!

by McUncle January 15, 2018