Name definitions 

The definitions that people post here on Urban Dictionary which are utterly pointless, considering most of the time a name will not define an individuals intelligence, attractiveness or personality.

Examples of name definitions:

Bob- A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3

(whereas in realife there is a man named Bob who is fat and stupid and rude)

Name definitions by StevLCanival October 30, 2011

Name definitions 

The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet

Bob is the nicest person ever *INSERT OTHER BULLSHIT USUALLY IN NAME DEFINITIONS HERE*

Name definitions by jjr51802 February 5, 2014

Name definitions 

Things people submit on this site when they have an unhealthy obsession with someone and worship them like a god. Most of these losers would be better off on the receiving end of a loaded handgun

“Bryan: the sweetest, hottest guy on the planet etc.”

Anyone who has ever so much as considered writing a name definition for even half a second is a cancer on this earth that needs to be publicly crucified. The same goes for editors who approve said name definitions.

Name definitions by Arthur Van Graff February 9, 2018

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Somebody saying something good about themselves and making a definition of it here to feel better about their petty selves

Hey look my Name definition says I'm not a wanker (*secretly laughs knowing she made her own Name definitions*)

Name definitions by BREAD IS NOT A YOUTUBER June 10, 2022

Name definitions 

A method by which contributors attempt to use Urban Dictionary as a dating website. Can also be employed in cases wherein middle schoolers wish to either gloat about themselves or call their friend a homosexual.

Users: Let's write name definitions that describe who we are!

Urban Dictionary as a whole: Please don't. Please?

User named Catherine: Catherine is intelligent, beautiful, and enjoys long w—

UDAW: I will pay you. I will actually pay you to stop. Please don't do this to me.

Name definitions by Stupid God June 12, 2018

Name definitions 

It's probably always by someone with that name or by someone who has a enemy named harry

Name definitions be like

Person with that name: I'm going to make my definition amzing

Person that hates the person with name: I'ma be brutally honest

Name definitions by BREAD IS NOT A YOUTUBER July 20, 2021

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if i see another another name definition on here i am literally going to explode

troll that writes name definitions: billyshrub is the kindest person you'll ever meet. he is super cool and-
everyone: SHUT THE HECK UP

name definitions by billyshrub July 6, 2023