by dnuice November 3, 2010
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Apparent
Reason
Boner
The boners you get in class or anywhere even if a girl isnt present. This also includes morning woods, unless you had a wet/sex dream.
Apparent
Reason
Boner
The boners you get in class or anywhere even if a girl isnt present. This also includes morning woods, unless you had a wet/sex dream.
by sato nig January 9, 2009
Get the N.A.R.B. mug.Guy#1: Man, my N.A.R.C. is soooo sweaty!
Guy#2: Are you serious? After my N.A.R.C. piercing, mines infected.
Guy#2: Are you serious? After my N.A.R.C. piercing, mines infected.
by MVZ689 June 6, 2009
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by notanarp May 3, 2010
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Non
Athletic
Regular (or Retarded, your preference)
Person
just another unpopular, unathletic nerd. quite possibly gay, or dumb, these people are nuisances to cool, athletic people.
Non
Athletic
Regular (or Retarded, your preference)
Person
just another unpopular, unathletic nerd. quite possibly gay, or dumb, these people are nuisances to cool, athletic people.
Jon: yo Matt, look at Chung Choi, he runs a ten minute mile.
Matt: word bro, his fat Asian ass hits the books all day.
Jon: He hits on more than Books, he also hits on Jack. What fag, dude
Chung: Hey, i Play Chess, That's a Sport! And My sexual preference is none of you business!
Matt: Just because Chess is a Sport doesn't make you an athlete, or cool. C'mon Jon, lets ditch this N.A.R.P.
Matt: word bro, his fat Asian ass hits the books all day.
Jon: He hits on more than Books, he also hits on Jack. What fag, dude
Chung: Hey, i Play Chess, That's a Sport! And My sexual preference is none of you business!
Matt: Just because Chess is a Sport doesn't make you an athlete, or cool. C'mon Jon, lets ditch this N.A.R.P.
by Folenator October 27, 2011
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when you feel like crap all day from a hangover
when you're having a really lazy day
when you feel like crap all day from a hangover
when you're having a really lazy day
"Hey Judy. What are you doing today?"
"I don't know probably just N.A.R.P. around all day and watch Netflix"
"I don't know probably just N.A.R.P. around all day and watch Netflix"
by mims1417 March 15, 2015
Get the N.A.R.P. mug.acronym that stands for- not a real person, as in a person who displays qualities and/or engages in behavior that is seemingly not real
person 1: "Hey did you know my friend is a former model and she graduated with degrees in slavic language and biomedical engineering? She just got her PhD/MD from Harvard and is now fixing baby orphans in Africa."
person 2: "totes a N.A.R.P"
person 2: "totes a N.A.R.P"
by narptastic April 28, 2010
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