myspace flu 

An epidemic and addictive disease that spreads throughout the nation. It causes the user to go on myspace continuously every 15 seconds, leaving them mindless and thus making it the only website they'll ever go to.

Hey have you seen bob?
nah, ever since he had his myspace, he never comes out of house. he always on that fucking site, i think he has the myspace flu.

myspace flu by Ben Fong July 8, 2006

myspacefucked 

The act of being emotionally fucked over by another individual via calculated changes or posts made to a social networking site.

1."He does not even have to call me to fuck with me. He just myspacefucked me!"

2. Profuse crying "I can't believe he changed his relationship status to single!" Whimper, sniffle "And he put his ex as his first friend!" Wailing,...Long pause "Wow! I just got myspacefucked!

myspacefucked by CC2009 January 14, 2009