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myoldsock
MyOldSock
A dude that has no desire to work and rips off the government by bludging and working under the table, also likes to point out that his shit is better, or his mates is better and his g/f is a bitch
he dont be a myoldsock
MyOldSock by the old boot June 30, 2003
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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