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My Rights 

my rights are gone cuz trump is gonna take them away
My Rights by melloisntavirgin November 2, 2020

Exercising My Constitutional Rights 

Smoking pot in Colorado
Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

My right nut 

2k Kwame : my right nut hurts
Finn: you mean the left one
2k Kwame : no I mean the right one
My right nut by 2k quani October 17, 2016

dating my right hand 

when you are dating your right hand, it means you are single, so instead of having sex with a person, you have it with you right hand.
Guy who is dating: i got a date with lizzie tonight!
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.
dating my right hand by !-Evan-! March 21, 2008

ow! my right boobie! 

What a girl sez when someone whacks her in her right boobie
Marissa (groaning in pain on all 4's) OW! MY RIGHT BOOBIE!
ow! my right boobie! by Eura Phagg November 11, 2006
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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