my fur

another way of saying my "homie"

Guy 1: Whats good my fur

by yany12379 March 23, 2018

my fur's been rubbed the wrong way

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.

Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

OFF DA HOOK MY NIZZLE BIZZZLE DIZZLE FUR HEASY MY FUR SHEAZY

MEANS I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
WHY
wanksters an' faggots an' gangsters an' bitches an' hoes talk like that


GEORGE ODELL IS A FUCKING DICK SLAYER HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY OOH AH AH AH

WANKSTER-FUCK YOU BLACKY
GANGSTAR-YO FO SHIZZLE MY WHIZZLE. THATS NOT OFF DA HOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT i'M SAYING
WANKSTER-YO WERE UP IN HUR TALIKING LIKE DAMN FOOLS MY BIZZLE DIZZLE NIZZLE
HOE-YOU TWO IM GOING TO LAY UR ASSES OUT. DAMN NIGGA WHY U CONFRONTIN A WHITE BOY.
GANGSTAR-THATS THE HEASY UP IN FER SHEASY
WANKSTAR-IMA BUST OUT MY 9
GANGSTAR-WELL IMA BUST OUT MY COCK
HOE-WELL IMA BUST OUT BOTH OF YO NUTS

BITCH

by pantera September 20, 2004

Fluff my fur

An expression used when someone does not understand a sexual innuendo

Jen: how is a "pickle obsession" sexual?
A reasonable human: fluff my fur

by TheBandTurtl June 2, 2023

No fur off my tail

When something is of no consequence to one's self and therefore no need to worry about it.

I don't agree with his beliefs, but they do no harm to me and so it's no fur off my tail

by Cloudchaser Sakonige October 11, 2010

Fur In My Cap

If you're wearing a cap and a stripper sits on your head.

"damn that stripper just put some fur in my cap!"

by omgomgomgomgomgomg76473642354 May 19, 2010

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture

1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!

by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022