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my foot in your ass

This is what will happen if you are an annoying person. It could happen when you act stupid at the bars around drunk people that are twice the size of you.
"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!!!"
my foot in your ass by Lord Chacal October 11, 2005
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my foot in your ass

What usually happens during rainy days when the concrete is wet and the traction on your shoe is reduced. Typically known as a foot slid into the rectum(usually barefoot) and sometimes consists of a 3 hour hospital wait.
My foot in your ass feels as if i had my hand stuck in the cheese wiz jar once again.

break my foot off in your ass 

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)
Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.

Snap my foot off in your ass 

A term used when an ass kicking is needed or general motivation, it means the kick I am about to give you your posterior will be of such force that my foot will snap at the ankle and remain lodged there for the rest of time
If you don't get out of bed I'm gonna snap my foot off in your ass
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