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*insert long paragraph on how beautiful I am and how everybody loves me and I have lots of friends*
OMG!! HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT *insert my name here* DID YESTERDAY?!?! HE HOOKED UP WITH THE MOST POPULAR GIRL!!
My Name by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid January 4, 2019
Are you stupid to look up this word?
Random spectator: What's my name?
Me: Are you dumb?
my name by _reginal_ December 2, 2021
You know who you're doing this to and if you paid the wrong person you are doing it deliberately to get away with not paying me.
Hym "You don't need me to say my name because WE ALL KNOW that it would take 0 second flat for the government to find someone who isn't hiding. So I'm not doing it. You know who you're doing this to. You can eat shit and die."
My name by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

my name is skyler white yo 

Look, lady, whatever you're
selling, I ain't buying, yo.
Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.
My husband is Walter White, yo.
He told me everything.
guy:look,lady what whatever you're
selling, I ain't buying, yo.
lady:Well, my name is Skyler White, yo. (vine boom)My husband is Walter White, yo(vine boom).
He told me everything.
my name is skyler white yo

My name is Yoshikage Kira 

A monologue used by the main antagonist in part 4 of the franchise: Jojo's bizarre adventure, it was used in the situation to exclaim that the the villain had such confidence in winning, he exposed everything about himself
Teacher: how about you introduce yourself to the class

Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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