My bird

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"

by John Gaskell March 06, 2004

My bird

A word commonly used by roadmen meaning a girlfriend or a good female friend

Maddie is well fit

Yeah fam she’s my bird

by Soggy nugget October 19, 2021

on my bird fam

It means to swear everything on your mom (bird) and to let your fam (cuz) know your serious.

"On my bird fam we out here getting this paper, you dig!?!"

by Ymcmb cuz January 14, 2016

Pinched my Bird

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.

Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.

by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020

Munch my bird

It pretty much means eat me out but instead of pussy your talking about ass

John:why you such a fag nigga?
Kyle:yo munch my bird nigga
John:eww faggot

or

Shanaynay:bitch munch ma bird and suck ma clit

by iKenjii September 13, 2009

bite my bird

Just another way to say "suck my dick", originated from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

"Hey man your shirt looks fuckin gay"

"Bite my bird dude"

by barbra Streisand June 05, 2016

piss my bird

to be highly upset by someone, something, or just generally pissed off.

my boss is really going to piss my bird if he doesnt give me a raise.

by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010