A response to the phrase "your mom", where the user is trying to make the "jokester" feel badly.
The jokester either apologizes or comes back with something witty.
The jokester either apologizes or comes back with something witty.
Person 1: hey yo! Who's the man?!
"Jokester": your mom!
Person 1: dude, my moms dead okay...
"Jokester": oh my god, look I'm sorry, I didn't know...
Person 1: haha, look who just got pwned.
Person 1: You're gay.
"Jokester": your mom's gay!
Person 1: ... my mom's dead...
"Jokester": yea, I know... she's the reason I'm necro...
"Jokester": your mom!
Person 1: dude, my moms dead okay...
"Jokester": oh my god, look I'm sorry, I didn't know...
Person 1: haha, look who just got pwned.
Person 1: You're gay.
"Jokester": your mom's gay!
Person 1: ... my mom's dead...
"Jokester": yea, I know... she's the reason I'm necro...
by Brttny Frrr February 24, 2008
My mom Karen is the fucking opposite of a Karen, in parenting terms, She wants me to succeed but I can't stand her.
by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 8, 2019
by RandomGirl221 November 7, 2017
Hey dude, where did you go just now?
Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!
Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!
by asdf91 February 20, 2010
something you do when she pisses you off....i mean honestly? wtf does grounding mean anyway? who does that?
by janet_babii079 June 22, 2008
What happens when you have 300% more mom than you do dad? You get a fucked up childhood. Children with more than two moms tend to hate "your mom" jokes, and the questions that follow them, like "which one?" Lesbians, as we all know, are sex crazy mother fuckers. Imagine having to live with that. And you know when your one mom is on her period, and she's a raging bitch? Imagine having to deal with that twice a month.
Ben: hey Logan, your mom is a lesbian. Ha.
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood
by ChompyBlancaExoticButtChochMan December 12, 2016
A highly unusual method of including your own mother in the midst of an irrelevant conversation or arguement, therefore creating confusion among those whom you are having a conversation with.
May also be used to interupt another group's conersation
May also be used to interupt another group's conersation
My Mom Jokes
Person 1:"I got a deadly new car! it's really fast"
Person 2:"My mom's really fast"
or
Person 1:"He's used to having balls in his mouth..."
Person 2:"My mom's used to having balls in her mouth"
Person 1:"I got a deadly new car! it's really fast"
Person 2:"My mom's really fast"
or
Person 1:"He's used to having balls in his mouth..."
Person 2:"My mom's used to having balls in her mouth"
by The T November 2, 2005