boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.
"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."
"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."
by Boiled Beans October 8, 2018
an expression meaning you have a sexual attraction to someone else. the word "my" is usually stressed.
by Kate Heals August 15, 2008
Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.
It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.
It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.
“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”
“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”
“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”
by toiletjocky March 1, 2015
It's been 105 days. His girlfriend broke up with him, I tried helping him through it but only four days after she broke up with him I blurted out that I still love him and how I hate myself for it. He tried to be nice but I know I've gone and ruined things all over again. I miss him so much.
by The_girl_he_lost September 8, 2023
After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.
by MLWriter March 29, 2019
When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"
by luckylittleme June 19, 2009