Most Valuable Playa,
with great physical or mental strength or force, able to exert a lot of influence and control over people and events,of the highest quality or ,able to have eternal life or existence.
"Chris Sison is on the highest level, he must be MVP."
by cr1sx January 20, 2005
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MOST VIOLENT PLAYER OR MOST VIOLENT PERSON
I’m the MVP on these streets or game
by Yankee510 June 24, 2022
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That chick took one in her mouth, Vagina, and the Pooper at the same time. She da real MVP!
by UnFknBlvbl May 30, 2015
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Magic Vagina Problems.

Magical vagina problems are a direct cause of DVM (or devil vagina magic).
You ain't got much to worry about much but MVP with a pussy like that.

Damn that Devil Vagina Magic got that boy good, he can't get enough! #MVP
by AmaryllisUrsula October 30, 2016
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wrestling for the WWE. talks WAY too much. gets his ass handed to him... a lot. when he doesn't, he walks out on his matches. overpaid. current U.S. champion (not for much longer, I hope!). constantly says "I am better than YOU!"
MVP, once again!, walked out on his opponent
by Karina M March 20, 2008
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Montel Vontavious Porter. A mediocre WWE wrestler, irrelevent since 2008. Among the few things MVP is good at is being overrated and overestimated. In 2010, he quit WWE to compete somewhere in Japan.
MVP wouldn't even get out of his pod in the Elimination Chamber match of 2008.
by CheerupButtercup June 3, 2015
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