To perform oral sex on somone whilst inserting your finger/fingers in their anus
Hooli gave me a wicked muted bugle the other night
by Jason Moran March 7, 2008
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Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.

The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.

As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.
An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.
by Del Ritchie February 18, 2022
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When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise
I muted devil several times at church, I don't know what I ate but I got the squirts
by MutedDevil June 13, 2021
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A term to describe a person who likes to mute people in chat servers for no reason or gets pleasure out of muting people.
Chat Server Mod: *mutes someone for no reason*
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.
by TheDestroyer9000 (Someone) April 15, 2019
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My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.
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The amazing thing for boys or everyone. You can eat it anytime you want. This thing is very delicious and juicy.
Wow, very nice muteli, I would like to eat muteli.
by Dhwhwnd October 30, 2021
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