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Mutton Dressed as Lamb
The term 'mutton dressed as lamb' was first used in the journal of social gossip that Mrs Frances Calvert compiled in 1811, and is possibly attributed to the then Prince of Wales (later George IV). At a musical evening, the Prince was asked whether he did not think some girl pretty. He reputedly answered, “Girl! Girls are not to my taste. I don't like lamb; but mutton dressed like lamb!”
In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.
Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.
In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.
Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.
“Look at that stupid old slapper dressed exactly like her daughter! What a sad act!”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”
Mutton Dressed as Lamb by AKACroatalin August 20, 2016
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Mutatonomine
V - An ancient Japanese sex move that was first attempted by the two mighty dragons Opai, and Hentai.
This aged move begins with a female lying down in a star-position. The two men (who must have a penis sized 13 inches or larger) then shove their penises into the woman's nipple. The woman then tilts her legs backwards over her shoulders. The third man then takes a funnel and inserts it into the woman's clitoris. Rubbing on the erogenous zone, while the same man then ejaculates into the funnel. This process wil continue for two hours, and every ten minute, each man rotates positions.
This move concludes with the woman's pubic area resulting with a reddish colour, and bumpy texture, and leaves the nipple opened and sore.
WARNING: Do not attempt the Mutatonomine unless you are a trained professional. Doing so will be at your own risk. If you are to attempt it, it may result in the death of two or more people.
This aged move begins with a female lying down in a star-position. The two men (who must have a penis sized 13 inches or larger) then shove their penises into the woman's nipple. The woman then tilts her legs backwards over her shoulders. The third man then takes a funnel and inserts it into the woman's clitoris. Rubbing on the erogenous zone, while the same man then ejaculates into the funnel. This process wil continue for two hours, and every ten minute, each man rotates positions.
This move concludes with the woman's pubic area resulting with a reddish colour, and bumpy texture, and leaves the nipple opened and sore.
WARNING: Do not attempt the Mutatonomine unless you are a trained professional. Doing so will be at your own risk. If you are to attempt it, it may result in the death of two or more people.
Dude 1: "Yo man, I'm going to try the mutatonomine on my girlfriend later this week."
Dude 2: "Careful, I hear that shit is hardcore."
Dude 2: "Careful, I hear that shit is hardcore."
Mutatonomine by Gluppet December 11, 2010
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