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Mustard Ass

Someone whose ass emits an odor strong enough to create casualties reminiscent of WWI's Mustard Gas.
Mike 'Mustard Ass' Dukes, has a weapon of extraordinary proportions in his arsenal.
by Krazy Kraka February 24, 2004
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ass mustard

The brownish-yellow discharge found in one's undergarment after an evening of junk food and/or bad beer. It can be delivered by flatulence, or a steady leak.
Boy howdy! your drawers are loaded with ass mustard!!!
by biggdogg September 4, 2003
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Hot Yellow Ass Mustard

Hot Yellow Ass Mustard: the result of anally straining oneself beyond one's limits then exposing that matter to a heated element.
After we ate the bean burrito we had a farting contest in which Matt pushed too hard and sprayed ass mustard all over the space heater causing it to become hot yellow ass mustard.
by Frankendouche September 11, 2005
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musturd ass

When someone shits their pants and doesn't change them. It sits and stirs and gets into all of the crevices of the pelvic area, creating a sticky, moist, and lethal substance that could be nuclearized.
WW1 was fought with guns. WW2 was fought with mustard gas. WW3 will be fought with musturd ass.
by disbugboisnutz96 November 26, 2015
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Cum in your mums asshole with mustard

Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her tits
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by School shoot May 16, 2022
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Mustardass

A yellowish tint on your toilet paper without going #2 caused by sweaty ass and not using toilet paper corectly
Man Ive worked all day in this heat I bet I got mustardass.
by superskaggs August 29, 2009
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