malleteer

one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes

The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.

malleteer by The Friendly Yellow Letters October 11, 2008

Three Musketeers 

A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.

Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.

Three Musketeers by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008

Three Musketeers 

Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.

Three Musketeers by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011

Three Musketeers 

When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.

"Sorry I was late, got stuck behind the three musketeers"

Three Musketeers by Lemongrass July 22, 2016

mulletere 

one who wears a mullet.

The legendary 3 musketeres were also mulleteres.

mulletere by plsg March 14, 2003

mulleteer 

3 men with mullets thinking they are fighting for justice by looking bad ass.

the mulleteers are in the bar looking "bad ass" as usuall. little to their knowing a women is alone. the mulleteers being the super bad ass party animals feel the uncontrolable urge to help this lonely woman revive her night by looking extremely bad ass.

mulleteer by shmorts March 22, 2009

Three Musketeers 

A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.

The other night my friends and I gave Veronica the Three Musketeers.

Three Musketeers by wandmore March 17, 2007