mule

An acronym used by military officers to describe all the women around them as either: married, ugly, lesbian, or enlisted.

All the women are M.U.L.E.'s around here and it's downright suicide inducing.

by slap nutz July 29, 2003

mule

Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game term. Used to define extra characters that are created for the soul purpose of extra item slots.

"Brb guys, getting stuff of my mule."

by Ragnarok Blade April 9, 2005

muled

When one walks through a fart, carrying it with them into another area or room.

Oh, gross! You muled that fart in here from the bedroom!

by spacerockzero November 27, 2011

mule

The outcome of when a donkey and a horse get it on.

My horse betty got fucked by your dirty bastard donkey. Now ive got a mule on my hands.

by Poo on a stick January 19, 2004

mule

Another name for the male genitalia.

Josh Estrada has a very small mule..

by Ted Britt September 13, 2003

The Mule

the butt of a gun.
to "hit someone with The Mule" is essentially pistol whipping, but it should be noted that when hitting someone with The Mule only the butt of the gun is used.

"Bitch wouldn't stop running her mouth so I had to hit her with The Mule."

by D. Wroughton July 27, 2009

mule

A mule is an animal with long, funny ears; he kicks up at anything he hears. His back is brawny, but his brain is weak; he's just plain stupid, with a stubborn streak.

So if you hate to go to school, you may grow up to be a mule.

by Hachiman April 24, 2003