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muffin button 

All it takes it a little press of her muffin button and she'll come like a busted fire hydrant.
muffin button by evan99 July 26, 2006

Muffin Button 

A button where you press and a hologram makes a holographic muffin that's edible with some holographic butter. Usually found in space pods and ships. Usual time the holograms are allowed to make a muffin is from 6 am to 10 am.
Audrey: Hey can I press the muffin button?

Anwar: No, it's 12:35.

Audrey: But I'm so hungry...
Muffin Button by Deathsingr December 18, 2013

Muffin Button 

A candy or other object embedded at the top of a muffin.
The blue m&m muffin button was a nice touch.
Muffin Button by frugal-guy October 24, 2013

Muffin button 

-a muffin the size of a button; meaning cute,little,adorable
If someone calls you a muffin button, that means your cute,little,adorable.etc
Awwww...
When the girl saw the baby she replied, " awww, she/he's such a cute little muffin button👶
Muffin button by Cammycone May 11, 2018

Muffin Button 

When I flicked her muffin button she exploded

Muffin Butting 

Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.
I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.
Muffin Butting by Forth3k4de October 12, 2016