Muddy boots

When you shit on your feet and then give your partner a foot job

Last night Jessica gave me her muddy boots

Muddy boots by TheMuddyBoot January 28, 2021

Muddy Boots

What a gut-stick occasionally resembles after using the back door, due to the horrifying debris deposited upon it. Boots worn in the pouring rain, such as those sported by John Terry when he's slicing penalties wide and bawling his eyes out, tend to become caked in mud. So do men's members when they've been upto the apricots in shit.

Upon withdrawal his triumphant smirk faded in a heart-beat, realising as he did that his giggling stick was spattered with more filth than a pair of muddy boots.

Muddy Boots by Dr Terry Terry May 26, 2008