by Paul February 16, 2005
a phrase that synonymous with "to perform cunnilingus on a female". The term refers to the yearly cleaning, or mucking, of a dirty livestock barn, with the mucking describing the act of cunnilingus and the barn being an unwashed vagina. The term was coined by homosexual hockey players who were disgusted with the thought of performing oral sex on women.
After a long day's work, Jake loves to go home, put something comfortable on, flip on the fire place, have a glass of wine, invite Brandy over, then muck her barn
by J. Kloos December 4, 2013
Mucking a Barn means absolutely fuck someone so hard (hurt) to the point where they can't feel any body part anymore. Aldo can be described as beating someone up stupidly hard
Jesus: so what did you do last night
God: well some kids ding dong ditched and I ended up mucking a barn or 2
God: well some kids ding dong ditched and I ended up mucking a barn or 2
by Jenksss September 15, 2016
by nukchung October 2, 2017
Something a creepy ass motherfucker says to a much younger woman. Generally referring to something he will do with his tounge and middle finger, a sasuage or hotdog, a bottle of chipotle aiole and her vagina. There has to be at least a 40 year age difference and the gentleman is generally from the south and would be considered a redneck
by Charles Perlman October 1, 2013
by Abowdz June 8, 2011
A reffrence too eating vagina-
by mr bsrn muvk October 13, 2010