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mouth aids 

Also known as Dickinson syndrome. Started when Robert Dickinson, a 17 year old student, had oral sex with a dead otter. Since, it has developed into an international epidemic, after Dickinson began preying on drunken girls, going as low as 15 year olds!!!! It affects the mouth, causing excessive drooling, hairy tounge, and a constant taste of cinnamon. It also, slowly erodes the tongue, and can lead to constipation and the shits will follow.
Drunk girl: Yo shizzle, i just got off with a guy who tasted like cinnamon.

Friend: Holy shit, that's Dicky, U've got the mouth aids!!!!
mouth aids by LJK January 6, 2008

Mouth aids 

When you've been out on the sesh drinking lots of alcohol and necking lots of strangers.... and your mouth just feels dirty and diseased.
I went out last night with the girls and this morning... mouth aids

Or

She's such a slut she necks everyone. Bet her mouth tastes like mouth aids.
Mouth aids by Secretiveslut11 September 30, 2018

nigga just got AIDS in his mouth!

What you shout when you see a man get hit in the face with a booty...made famous by =3 ...
*comment on serra de bunda dance video* NIGGA JUST GOT AIDS IN HIS MOUTH!!!1!!!one!!!

AIDS month 

"Yay, we're so proud of having unprotected HIV-laden anal sex. Happy AIDS month."

"Is AIDS month over yet? Tired of all these companies pretending they support the flags by making rainbow logos."
AIDS month by SeetheAndDilate June 26, 2022

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026