Mountain Dick

The most masculine type of crotch that exists.

The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.

The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy

The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense

"I wonder if girls like mountain dick..."

"What the hell is mountain dick?"

"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."

"HAHA. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking it was gonna be..."

by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2009

Dick Mountain

Nickname for professional baseball pitcher Rich Hill.

"We got Dick Mountain starting tomorrow... and he's been great." -Max Muncy

by Darth Ramious October 27, 2018

Dick Mountain

The perforation that appears in a man's pants in the region of his genitals while in the act of sitting down that appears to be the visual representation of an erect penis concealed by clothing, but is in fact an optical illusion created by the folding and shifting material of imperfectly fitting clothing.

Mandi: Hey babe, let's sit down and watch a movie.
Chad: Okay!
Mandi: You seriously have an erection already!?!
Chad: nah babe, it's just dick mountain. I gotta get a new pair of slacks.

by The Romantic Egotist April 12, 2011

broke dick mountain

1. the place of fear and pain you go when your dick cracks during sex
2. Nickname for a broski who's too fat to get a boner

Man I'm scared. My girl and I took a trip to broke dick mountain last night and I'm not sure I can get a boner again.

by Heypow January 10, 2015

broke dick mountain

When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.

Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!

by Piratical December 18, 2016

poop dick mountain

the art of one getting fucked in the ass then pulling out with crap on ones cock/strap-on while the other person lays on their back pushing their stomach out and the person with the dirty cock/strap-on slaps it on the others enlarged stomach.

i once fucked a girl while in my gucci loafers in her ass and pulled out with a wad of poop on my dick so i decided to give her a poop dick mountain

by the shanz November 7, 2007