probably the worst place you could go to if you're actually trying to party in college. although some of the people here are cool, the school is actually gay as shit. it's where everyone knows your name and every single fucking thing about you. its where the after parties turn into middle school dances because public safety can't handle a couple drunken fights. its where people with no life sit in their rooms making random anonymous phone calls to PS full of fake complaints just hoping to see someone get raided and written up. The bottom line is the mount is NOT a university, its just grades 13-16. This is Mount Saint Mary's High School, bitch! hooray, we suck.
timosen: hey I thought we went to Mount Saint Mary's University?
twenty bucks: nah, I go to Mount Saint Mary's High School, you fool.
twenty bucks: nah, I go to Mount Saint Mary's High School, you fool.
by fuckit March 11, 2007
See also: sweet stadium; dessert stamp; parking ticket
Mount St. Mary's High School is a great place to experience college life...if you have the ability to erase four (to six) years of memory from your brain. Apart from the tremendous athletic facilities, a parking Nazi, inexpensive meal plans, and a wonderful core curriculum, the Mount offers you the chance to really discover your inner asshole. Located in the scenic villa of Emmitsburg, the Mount offers a community atmosphere where everybody knows your name...and everyone you ever hooked up with. If promiscuity or blacking out is your intended major, you definitely want an application form (don't worry, you don't need any previous education to get in). If there's one word to describe this incredible academic institution it is: awkward. Everywhere you go someone is bound to say something behind your back or yell it across the cafeteria (poor mop girl).
If these advantages haven't piqued your interest, I'm sure that you can't say no to the chance to join a clique that you thought you had to leave in high school. There are several to choose from: any athletic team, the smoke-on-the-stairs squad, the God squad/Wellness, etc.
As far as the student body is concerned, you may not want to look. The girls are hottt and the guys are the nicest ones around...HA! Girls: skinny in the fall, plump in the spring, no dessert stamp is safe. There is no Freshman 15 at this school...better make it 30. Get a little booze in the system and no penis is safe. Guys: like loud rap music (85% white), steroids, and freshman girls (a lot). If you plan on finding a future husband/wife here, good luck.
Well, I'm sure this definition has provided enough incentive to make you throw your hands in the air in excitement for America's oldest independent college...ahem university. If you've decided to continue your academic endeavors at this institution, make sure you bring lots of money to buy lots of Busch Light and cigarettes. Maybe I'll see you around the Mount and we can hang out with "Bitter Beer Face" and the rest of Public Safety at the apartments. Peace out.
Mount St. Mary's High School is a great place to experience college life...if you have the ability to erase four (to six) years of memory from your brain. Apart from the tremendous athletic facilities, a parking Nazi, inexpensive meal plans, and a wonderful core curriculum, the Mount offers you the chance to really discover your inner asshole. Located in the scenic villa of Emmitsburg, the Mount offers a community atmosphere where everybody knows your name...and everyone you ever hooked up with. If promiscuity or blacking out is your intended major, you definitely want an application form (don't worry, you don't need any previous education to get in). If there's one word to describe this incredible academic institution it is: awkward. Everywhere you go someone is bound to say something behind your back or yell it across the cafeteria (poor mop girl).
If these advantages haven't piqued your interest, I'm sure that you can't say no to the chance to join a clique that you thought you had to leave in high school. There are several to choose from: any athletic team, the smoke-on-the-stairs squad, the God squad/Wellness, etc.
As far as the student body is concerned, you may not want to look. The girls are hottt and the guys are the nicest ones around...HA! Girls: skinny in the fall, plump in the spring, no dessert stamp is safe. There is no Freshman 15 at this school...better make it 30. Get a little booze in the system and no penis is safe. Guys: like loud rap music (85% white), steroids, and freshman girls (a lot). If you plan on finding a future husband/wife here, good luck.
Well, I'm sure this definition has provided enough incentive to make you throw your hands in the air in excitement for America's oldest independent college...ahem university. If you've decided to continue your academic endeavors at this institution, make sure you bring lots of money to buy lots of Busch Light and cigarettes. Maybe I'll see you around the Mount and we can hang out with "Bitter Beer Face" and the rest of Public Safety at the apartments. Peace out.
by aBigFan April 23, 2005
The Party Scene
The Mount offers a wide variety of parties. The sports team act of though they are fraternities and each seem to have a competition to who can throw the best bash. The rugby team is known for the weekend keggers, the lax team is known for the roofie parties, the baseball team for their jungle juice and soccer parties at the townhouses. The best times we have are at theme parties that range from ceo-secartary hoes to 8th grade dance party. The adminstration knows all this campus does is drinks so they provide after-parties but we all show up for the free pizza drunk off our asses.
The Mount offers a wide variety of parties. The sports team act of though they are fraternities and each seem to have a competition to who can throw the best bash. The rugby team is known for the weekend keggers, the lax team is known for the roofie parties, the baseball team for their jungle juice and soccer parties at the townhouses. The best times we have are at theme parties that range from ceo-secartary hoes to 8th grade dance party. The adminstration knows all this campus does is drinks so they provide after-parties but we all show up for the free pizza drunk off our asses.
by Big Bertha April 11, 2005
Don't let the partying reputation fool you; yes it is a blast at Mount Saint Mary's. The best-kept secret though is all the power players you'll meet down the road who went there! For some reason, Mounties clean up real good and pull in some sick paychecks. And, more importantly, they are undyingly loyal and take care of their own.
Mount Saint Mary's College/University graduates are, for example, senior officials with the FBI, Directorate of National Intelligence, Attorneys, CEOs of major corporations and very active in Maryland politics
by To the Mount! April 4, 2008
Where everyone knows your name....and your business. This small campus provides a taste of everything. You got the preps, the hicks, the potheads, and gangstas (aka the lax team the rugby team the baseball team and the basketball team) in that order. Now of course you find the ever so dominate group on a catholic campus "God-squad" who going to church everyday is like breathing. The Mount is a beautiful campus and does provide an excellent education among other things.
by Susie April 11, 2005
Yeah, uh, Mount Saint Mary's has its ups and downs, but in the long run it kicks more ass then most other schools I've ever been to. So come here, have fun and wake up and do it all again.
by me April 22, 2005
Mount St. Mary's a beautiful place to visit but to go to school here is a different story...all I am going to say is never judge someone when their parents are around. It is a major party school, well only when PS isn't busting in and confiscating all the beer for themselves. It is a place where hooking up is more then just exchanging phone numbers...where kissing when you first meet at the party leads to a midnight humping session. Here you are guaranteed to be known by the second day, your name and all your business. The Mount is a place where it becomes kool to drive from building to building blasting your radio between classes and the place to be on Friday nights is the local Pub. It is a place where they are plan things like deciding to build a 3,000 to 5,000 seat stadium ...mind you it is more seats then the amount of residents and students who stay in Emmitsburg..... Instead of building a new dorm and renovating the Terrace before it catches in fire and burns down in 2 minutes. It is a place where tuitions goes up about $5,000 every year... and what do we have to show for it.... Bocce and Disc golf... (Can somebody explain what the hell Bocce Is?) But what can I say the Mount is a beautiful campus to visit...but not to stay.
by HAHA April 15, 2005