by sly5x5 March 25, 2014
On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee June 19, 2017
An emotionally cold, callous mother who consequently psychologically destroys her children, thereby ruining their lives. Analogous with 'refrigerator mother'.
You were sexually abused? I wish! Sounds heavenly to me. I suffered far worse. I survived a fucker mother.
by AnyNationExceptAmerica January 16, 2023
A guy that just had a breakup with their gf and become insane and say they don't need girls in order to hide that they're butthurt as fuck. After the breakup, literally any attractive girl they see they will say, "they're for the streets" even when they know absolutely nothing about them. They also might frequent the gym, saying "bros over hoes" when in reality they are absolutely devastated mentally and emotionally.
Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Stop being a butthurt mother fucker bro. Also stop saying girls only care about height when u asking out girls that are a good 4-8 inches taller than u. Ur telling me that it isn't natural for a girl 5'8"+ to want a man that's at least 6 feet tall? fuck outta here. Would a taller guy have an advantage in dating over a short guy? Evolutionarily and scientifically, yes, but it is not everything. There is so many more things in a man and women as well that makes them attractive, like looks, hair, personality, voice, muscle mass, intelligence, so much shit, never forget that stuff. i've been writing this for a good hour now and its getting late so I hope anybody reading this gets an ego boost and gets their head out of the fucking swamp.
by Hamburger harold November 4, 2021
Typically a co-worker with no innovation while carrying out their tasks. Someone happy with the status quo with no thoughts about how to improve.
"How was Greg's presentation?"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"
by Justanobody714 January 19, 2017
those little shitheads from down the street that you just want to stop singing so bad that you curb stomp them away
look at you ya doo wop looking mother fucker
by the doo wop bandit June 19, 2015
when an individual is in trouble, mad about something, oh in shock, a common phrase many say is “Mother Fucker On Ice”
by thegreatestbootylicker August 2, 2018