A Persian last name. Derived from an arabic word meaning "the trusted one". The baddest muthaz on this planet have Motamedi as their last name. These people are usually very educated, funny, brilliant, and good looking. They also have many friends who insist on calling them by their last name. Guys who date Motamedi women want to take their GIRL's last name and have looked into how they could legally do that. Girls who date Motamedi men want to marry them just to get the name (and of course the amazingness that comes with it).
Wow! Did you justkick ass? You did! I swear you're a Motamedi. Let me see your ID.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!