Annoying little twats that track your carbon monoxide and bite the shit out of you
Person: Fuck i got bit by a mosquito
Person2: Watch out for those blood sucking cunts
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by vocal percussion June 27, 2020
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A ringtone that emits an ultrasonic tone that is supposedly inaudiable to anyone over 25
"hey man, guess what?"
"my cell went off in geometry today"
"bummer, good thing you have the mosquito"
" dude, i know"
by crazylilfcboy October 20, 2008
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v. To shock or repulse. Adj.: mosquitoed. From the Mosquito device, an ultrasonic gadget used in teenage crowd dispersion in public places in South Wales, England, since 2005, which may or may not be responsible for the record number of teenage suicides in Bridgend, South Wales, 2006-2008. More than 7,000 Mosquito devices are now in operation in England, Europe, Canada and America. It emits an unpleasant sound that can only be heard by 15-27 year-olds.
Classical music has the unfortunate effect of mosquitoing his brains.

David was left totally mosquitoed by the experience.
by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008
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little minute bugs that stick their demonic straws into you and suck your blood leaving red welts that itch like hell and if you scratch them to much you make them raw and stingy.choose your poisen!itchy or raw?take your pick,though niether are pleasant
why does a mosquito have their back two legs float whenever they suck?isn't it futile for those legs to exist if they don't even use them to stand up?
by balk September 07, 2003
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when a girl has a period you take a straw and suck the blood out of her pussy like a mosquito
"I was so fucked up last night that i actually agreed to give my girl a mosquito. Unfortunately for her, it was so nasty that the second it entered my mouth I blew chunks in her face and donkey punched her."
by fukdapolice August 22, 2008
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verb: While a girl is menstruating, a male uses a straw to inhale blood from the woman's cunt. This strange but very erotic sexual position has been known to cure polio. Mosquitoing has also been referred to has vaginal vampiring.
The bitch was on her period and I was thirsty, so I decided to mosquito her to rehydrate myself.
by Softdizzzle December 01, 2009
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