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The most annoying thing you'll ever see or hear anywhere ever.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
Guy 1: Eww, is that a zit?
Guy 2: Nah, I got bit by a mosquito yesterday... *Scratching*
by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere July 23, 2013
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The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.
Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
by Dudeguyperson3 November 15, 2013
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Merchant Of Some Quite Unnecessary Irritating Trashy Object (acronym)
Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.
by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013
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"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.
by P4RZ1V4L March 23, 2018
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A female that's annoying and easy to smash... Like a mosquito
She's such f*ckin mosquito....
by Ymelissamichele May 01, 2014
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Bek is an actual parasite, and has nothing to contribute to society.
Bek is so buzzing annoying, what an actual mosquito.
by Mosqitobek September 11, 2017
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