Moshi Moshi or 'Moshi' for short is a phrase used to initiate a period of time where everyone in a group puts their phones face down on the nearest table without picking it up, for the purpose of enjoying the moment and each others' presence.(Usually right after a smoke sesh)
Yo moshimoshi guys, we're all are glued to our phones right now and it's killing the vibe.
Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."