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moshi moshi toshi no jisho no shireibu desu ka?
moshi moshi by The man October 18, 2001
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Moshi Moshi 

Moshi Moshi or 'Moshi' for short is a phrase used to initiate a period of time where everyone in a group puts their phones face down on the nearest table without picking it up, for the purpose of enjoying the moment and each others' presence.(Usually right after a smoke sesh)
Yo moshi moshi guys, we're all are glued to our phones right now and it's killing the vibe.

Moshi moshi 

This is sentence means like "I'm going to talk" AND IT HAD ALSO BEEN USED ME SHINOBU AN ANIME GIRL IN DEMON SLAYER
Shinobu- "Moshi moshi!
S I M P S - "OMLLLLLLL AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Moshi moshi by Hawk's wife February 13, 2022

Moshi Moshi 

The term Weeaboos use to greet other Weebs over the internet.
Moshi Moshi, Ohayo Takagi-san , Desu~.
Moshi Moshi by Brong Dong January 9, 2020

moshi moshi man 

Papa Meags. The king of RPO Peek Zone Bubble and will fuck your bitch.
Only people who know the name Moshi Moshi man will go to heaven

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? 

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

moshi moshi police desuka 

"Moshi moshi police desuka" means "Hello this is the police" in Japanese.
"Moshi moshi police desuka?"

"I'M NOT WATCHING HENTAI!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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