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Morning Rose

A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.
I woke up with a morning rose

Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose
Morning Rose by EveningRat September 7, 2020

morning rose

Being too fucked up to remember popular zoolander quotes
D - What was that pose called?? The morning rose?
C - It was blue steel u dick!

Morning Rose

Like Morning Wood...but with lipstick stains that make up the "petals" of a rose.
She was a freak last night, had me waking up to a morning rose.
Morning Rose by Obsydaen December 2, 2016

morning rose

Waking up to have blood blossoming across your genitals, hence morning rose.
"I had a morning rose so now it looks like someone was stabbed in my underwear."
morning rose by 5p4m5p4mmy5p4m December 7, 2016
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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