morning rose

A fancy way of saying a hickey.

"Shit, I woke up with a morning rose..."

by xXemotrashXx July 31, 2016

morning rose

Being too fucked up to remember popular zoolander quotes

D - What was that pose called?? The morning rose?
C - It was blue steel u dick!

by Eagle Von Ceasle April 3, 2008

morning rose

Waking up to have blood blossoming across your genitals, hence morning rose.

"I had a morning rose so now it looks like someone was stabbed in my underwear."

by 5p4m5p4mmy5p4m December 7, 2016

Morning Rose

A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.

I woke up with a morning rose

Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose

by EveningRat September 7, 2020

Morning Rose

Like Morning Wood...but with lipstick stains that make up the "petals" of a rose.

She was a freak last night, had me waking up to a morning rose.

by Obsydaen December 2, 2016