moree handbag 

Cardboard cask of usually cheap wine or fortified wine. Popular with indigenous Australians and single mothers, especially on dole or pension day.

On pension day in Kunnunurra the Moree handbag is the accessory of choice

moree handbag by Haummar February 23, 2008

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag 

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009