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I like it more than I don't

A quick response when asked if you like something and really don't but you don't have the balls to tell the truth.
Girlfriend: How do you like my new dress?

Boyfriend: "I like it more than I don't"

We don't believe you, you need more people 

A saying taken from a Jay-Z lyric, used basically to call bullsh*t on someone's claims and representations, let 'em know you're not buying it.
Man, f*ck all that, there's no way you're boning Amanda...you? Really? We don't believe you, you need more people!

Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.

Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...

Don't click Read more

Usually followed by half of E.T's face.
If read more is clicked you will see a message saying "You are a rebel, i like you ".
It is an incredibly overused comment on youtube.
Pyrokiller69: Don't click Read more
ElfMcFucker: *clicks read more*
Pyrokiller69: You are a rebel,i like you.
ElfMcFucker: Oh ffs

don't be shy put some more 

what you say to dunkin donuts workers when you want more.
charli: don't be shy put some more
dunkin worker: *puts more*

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired
"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more 

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately
Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy