An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.
Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.
by Batman April 11, 2002
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You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.
Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?
by Muse_Luver October 28, 2009
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Something used to clean your dick after sex/materbation

Aka: cum rag
I wouldn't touch anything next to a 15 year olds bed because it may be his Dicky Mopper
by Sparkle donkey 912 March 08, 2018
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The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
The Jizz-Mopper needed someone to scrape the crust from the 4" heels while she squeegeed the lens.
by Axa August 24, 2005
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the person that mops up the semen after a porn movie scene is shot, (most likely the janitor of the studio)
Bob, has a tough job, being a giz mopper is not easy, by the end of the day, his hands are all sticky.
by paco_jerte May 02, 2006
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Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show
my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!
by stud-nugget August 15, 2015
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