Mooseknuckle

Canadian Word to describe a man whose pants are so tight that his 'package' stand out or bulge.

Dude, that dudes pants are so tight he's got a mooseknuckle. What an fagmaster that guy is.

by Fender Case September 29, 2004

Mooseknuckle

Close cousin to the cameltoe, its the outward migration of meaty mudflaps upon introduction of fabric to the crotch of your typical 'split-tail'. Actually very common in the Midwest, most likely to be found at your local club on 80's Night.

Holy shit man, I bet that chick's Mooseknuckle chokes like a boa constrictor.

by Leroy the Paramedic panty dropper May 5, 2006

Mooseknuckle

A woman with big pussy lips - in small clothing looks like she's got a mans package.

Also refers to an ugly vagina. The more beat up the vagina is the more it looks like a mooseknuckle. Loose vagina

Aaron: does yana have a cock?

Rob: naw, shes got some huge coochie flaps aka Mooseknuckle

Aaron: wtfh??

Rob: her shit is loose - beat the fuck up!

Rob: her shit is as big as her forehead

Aaron: word

by Nontoxic March 31, 2010

MooseKnuckle

A male style of a cameltoe

Nick was watching porn and he stood up and has a mooseknuckle

by Tugginmypudda September 5, 2010

mooseknuckle

The appearance of beef curtains on the outside of a ladies britches. Cause by tight pants and a super fat pussy.

Lookit the mooseknuckle on that cum chuggin' gutter slut.

by Sparky the Nuclear Clydesdale April 11, 2003

Mooseknuckle

When your pants are pulled up so far up that it causes the crotch seam in the pants to split the ballsack in half, therefore giving the appearance of a mooseknuckle.

Also a term used when insulting someone, mainly a tryhard.

The only thing (whatever the kids doing)'s gonna do is give you a mooseknuckle.

by Ayeskipp December 15, 2016

mooseknuckle

camel toe on a fat women

bro u see the mooseknuckle on dat bitch

by Tatanga February 14, 2008