moose kiss

1. A kiss from a moose.
2. A kiss in which a person licks the entire face of another person.

1. That moose just gave her a moose kiss.
2. My girl was talking so i gave her big old moose kiss

by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed January 25, 2009

moose kiss

verb: to press one's hairy ass cheeks in someone else's face in a derisive, nonsexual fashion. The kiss is regularly dry, though if a fart is expelled during the kiss it is termed 'breezy;' worse still is the 'wet' moose kiss, where more than gas is expelled

Did you see the MTV movie awards last night? Sasha Baron Cohen, in his Bruno character, TOTALLY moose kissed that douche Eminem! Do you think it was a dry, breezy or wet one?!

by ignignokt6 June 2, 2009

Mouse Kisses

Too kiss someone sweetly on the nose to show affection.

Girl: Adam was so sweet last night. He gave me little mouse kisses when we were watching the movie.

by rainbowonmyparade December 8, 2011

Mouse Kisses

A homophonic version of "masochism".

It's wierdly pleasing to experience mouse kisses with a blindfold.

by deadmemory July 10, 2019

moosepiss

moose piss- a mixture of Vodka and taboo

This moose piss gets u pissed well quick man

by NemeSiS May 15, 2003