moose kiss

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1. A kiss from a moose.
2. A kiss in which a person licks the entire face of another person.

1. That moose just gave her a moose kiss.
2. My girl was talking so i gave her big old moose kiss

moose kiss by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed January 25, 2009

Words you can keep

moose kiss

verb: to press one's hairy ass cheeks in someone else's face in a derisive, nonsexual fashion. The kiss is regularly dry, though if a fart is expelled during the kiss it is termed 'breezy;' worse still is the 'wet' moose kiss, where more than gas is expelled

Did you see the MTV movie awards last night? Sasha Baron Cohen, in his Bruno character, TOTALLY moose kissed that douche Eminem! Do you think it was a dry, breezy or wet one?!

moose kiss by ignignokt6 June 2, 2009

Related Words

moose kiss • Mouse Kisses • moosepiss • Moose Missile • moose • moose-knuckle • moose head • moose fucker • moose jaw • moose juice

Mouse Kisses

Too kiss someone sweetly on the nose to show affection.

Girl: Adam was so sweet last night. He gave me little mouse kisses when we were watching the movie.

Mouse Kisses by rainbowonmyparade December 8, 2011

Mouse Kisses

A homophonic version of "masochism".

It's wierdly pleasing to experience mouse kisses with a blindfold.

Mouse Kisses by deadmemory July 10, 2019

moosepiss

moose piss- a mixture of Vodka and taboo

This moose piss gets u pissed well quick man

moosepiss by NemeSiS May 15, 2003

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026