mooj 

A foul mouthed old Pakistani man who works at Smartech. Introduced us to such delightful terms as the Alligator Fuckhouse, Cincinnati Bowtie and the need for "connection"

Mooj: It's not about cocks and tits and balls, it's about love! It's not about butthole pleasures..
Andy: It's definitely not about the butthole pleasures

...and so on.

mooj by Partario December 28, 2005

mooj 

From the word Muhajadeen. Derogatory term to a person of middle-eastern decent.

Guy 1) Hey, isn't the correct word muslim?
Guy 2) No! It's a fuckin' mooj!

mooj by Claytonicnutz April 21, 2007

mooj 

To relax on a comfortable piece of furniture

Mike: 'I'm so damn tired. may go for a mooj.'
Cat: 'Cool. You go mooj!'

mooj by fluffbucket January 25, 2010

mooj 

Any form of word(verb, adjective, noun etc) any means anything you want it to mean - i.e a suitable replacement for any word in your sentence. Created in conjunction with "the Jaffulator"

"Your a fucking Mooj"
"Oops, I, moojed it again"
"Bend over while I mooj you"
"Come along and we'll all have a moojing great time"

mooj by Danny "Bhuna" Houghton April 23, 2004

mooj 

A stinking muslim.

Jim: What's that weird music coming out of the mosque?
Ben: I don't know, some mooj shit.

mooj by shittywalk December 18, 2012

mooj 

a noun that can represent any person place or thing.

can be used as a replacement for (1)mother fucker (2)dick wad and (3)douche nozzle.
generally used in a bad sesne.

stacy: Awww that fuck tard gave me a tony danza
becky: Ugh what a mooj yo.

mooj by Master Nag August 7, 2009

Mooj 

When someone is free and does not have any responsibilities

"Can you come hang out tonight?"

"Of course, I'm mooj"

Mooj by Nick Kobold February 16, 2025