moo goo gai pan

crappy chinese food.

waitress: you rike some food?
Me: yeah anything but the moo goo gai pan. It gave me the shits last night.

by Bluto Scones August 31, 2006

moo goo gai pan

When a Asian man cums on a cats face

I went to the Chinese place around the corner and walked up to the counter and caught the owner yelling “ moo goo gai pan!” Repeatedly as he was cumming on a cats face he was preparing to cook.

by The Ballon Knot Boys June 03, 2022