moo goo gai pan

crappy chinese food.

waitress: you rike some food?
Me: yeah anything but the moo goo gai pan. It gave me the shits last night.

by Bluto Scones August 31, 2006

moo goo gai pan

When a Asian man cums on a cats face

I went to the Chinese place around the corner and walked up to the counter and caught the owner yelling “ moo goo gai pan!” Repeatedly as he was cumming on a cats face he was preparing to cook.

by The Ballon Knot Boys June 3, 2022

Moo Goo Gai Panic

Medical condition resulting in intense fear of cheap chinese restaurants.

I appreciate the invitation, but my Moo Goo Gai Panic precludes me from eating at the Dollar-A-Scoop restaurant.

by G Money February 27, 2004