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Monster Man 

This is the description of a man who behaves like a monster and who has trouble socialising with other humans. These individuals often reside in the Midlands area of England, but are also found in towns on the North West of England.
Nigel: That guy over there looks mental, he is giving me dirty looks and is making crazy noises that are quite scary.
Paul: Watch yourself, he's a "Monster Man" so I wouldn't start anything. He will rip you in two.
Nigel: I wasn't going to.
Monster Man by Paul Fleming July 11, 2006
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Vagina Pants Monster Man 

A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster
Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!

Butt Cheek Monster Man 

A man with a buttcheek for a head and has no arms

Mantua Closet Monster 

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.
"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"

Mandy monster 

A little goblin mate who crawls around on all fours sniffing out Mandy to scran
That billbag mongs out on the Mandy, what a Mandy monster!
Mandy monster by childgroomer June 12, 2023

Monstermind 

Noun

A terrifying, dangerous, wild, bizarre, unwhimsical, and extremely cruel manipulative genius.

Verb
to monstermind (third-person singular simple present monsterminds, present participle monsterminding, simple past and past participle monsterminded) To harass and To act in the role of a Monstermind.
Gang banging, Race hating, Drug dealing, and pimping someone else's girlfriend or wife is definitely Monsterminding
Monstermind by MikeKal July 19, 2009

Gage Munsterman 

A male who is Josh's bitch.
Gage Munsterman by Ilikedaboys December 15, 2010