mononuclefauxsis

The fake version of mononucleosis; it is used by its purported victims to gain sympathy and a socially acceptable boycott to physical activity for the duration of a normal case of mono.

Leland stopped training for the race when he contracted mono, but I think he's wimping out with a case of mononuclefauxsis.

mononuclefauxsis by DioBo September 1, 2007

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mononucleosis

disease that can be passed on. also called the kissing disease. basicaly, kiss someone with this and you're so f*ckin screwed.

dude1:you kissed her?!
BF: so what?
dude3:she has that mononucleosis thingy
dude2:you are so screwed.
BF:crap.

mononucleosis by Diamond Ice May 25, 2006

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mononucleosis

a viral insult, usually calling someone a douche bag, or tool. (commonly used with the suffixes -neck ass, -boot ass, and -face ass, etc.

Boy.!! im bout to cook yo mononucleosis head ass.!!! BOY.!!!

mononucleosis by The REAL Ceasar's Palace December 8, 2010

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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