by nameless January 28, 2005
A monko is a person that is emotionally attached to monkeys, they tend to get aggressive when monkeys are insulted so don't make a monko angry. Monko's can be any age, gender, religion, and race.
"I saw a monko on the street yesterday, he was wearing a monkey shirt."
"Oh yeah, I've met a few monko's in my day. They actually make good conversations."
"Oh yeah, I've met a few monko's in my day. They actually make good conversations."
by Camciejae January 25, 2019
Often found at the nearest bar trying to consume all the vodka or aftershock in the building in various mixes. Sometimes found with blood in his Vodka and Redbull stream
Hello. Can I have a double vodka, archers, blue aftershock, blue caracao(sp?) and lemonade please
Can I have three double vodka and redbulls and a purple(1 blue 1 red 1 glass)aftershock please
Can I have three double vodka and redbulls and a purple(1 blue 1 red 1 glass)aftershock please
by Sir Isaac "who's fucking apple is this" Newton May 30, 2003
Human form often reffered to as Tony, Monkey, Chunk oh and often you hear his name combined with the words fuck off and stop touching me heaven knows why.
Oi Monkey fuck off.
Oi stop touching me you perv.
Hey its healing up Tony your gonna need to sort that out.
Oi stop touching me you perv.
Hey its healing up Tony your gonna need to sort that out.
by The Mighty Phil April 30, 2003
A monkey whore or 'hoe' found deep within jungles in Africa. They are usually the smaller females that get beaten around and have intercourse with a large quantity of the male population.
by Le clezio August 01, 2008